hot guys with totes

Here’s a look that never goes out of style: the gay/not gay model boy/school boy (only works when standing at the corner of 23rd and fuck me)

Here’s a look that never goes out of style: the gay/not gay model boy/school boy (only works when standing at the corner of 23rd and fuck me)

I don’t know if it’s the tattoo— but there’s just something about this guy that says “Brooklyn” and I want to put my dick in that something.

I don’t know if it’s the tattoo— but there’s just something about this guy that says “Brooklyn” and I want to put my dick in that something.

Dress-over-pants? check.  DSL’s? Check.  Leopard print murse? Check.  God if only this guy were gay…

Dress-over-pants? check.  DSL’s? Check.  Leopard print murse? Check.  God if only this guy were gay…

I bet that sexy policeman in the background is thinking… “damn, Clive Owen lost a lot of weight and I bet it makes his dick look bigger.”  You and me both, baby.

I bet that sexy policeman in the background is thinking… “damn, Clive Owen lost a lot of weight and I bet it makes his dick look bigger.”  You and me both, baby.

The reflective sunglasses say “I’m insanely cheesy and probably won’t be attentive to you in bed…” which is about as hot as it gets.

The reflective sunglasses say “I’m insanely cheesy and probably won’t be attentive to you in bed…” which is about as hot as it gets.

Dodi Al-Fayed meets Hugh Jackman— and stars in the sequel to The Tourist, if The Tourist didn’t suck massive balls.

Dodi Al-Fayed meets Hugh Jackman— and stars in the sequel to The Tourist, if The Tourist didn’t suck massive balls.

DETAILS magazine called.. they need help telling men how to dress like faggots without looking like faggots.  I think this might help.

DETAILS magazine called.. they need help telling men how to dress like faggots without looking like faggots.  I think this might help.

Clutch me like you clutch that fucking camo clutch you filthy whore.

Clutch me like you clutch that fucking camo clutch you filthy whore.

i’d like to know what he’s hiding under that scarf.  Hickeys from his gay boyfriend?!?! I hope so.

i’d like to know what he’s hiding under that scarf.  Hickeys from his gay boyfriend?!?! I hope so.

The double-gay-double-tote is like a double quarter pounder with cheese— it’s cheap, it’s thicker than you realized it would be… and it goes REALLY well with a one-day sale at Forever 21.

The double-gay-double-tote is like a double quarter pounder with cheese— it’s cheap, it’s thicker than you realized it would be… and it goes REALLY well with a one-day sale at Forever 21.